1. Freecycle is funny

    Posted on my local Freecycle: “WANTED:  Chicken wire, cinderblocks & baby gate”.

    Don’t think the Consumer Product Safety Commission will approve of that playpen.

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  2. Things I love about thunderstorms…

    • The cool breeze that goes through the house after days of hot weather
    • How my dog likes to bark at the thunder to tell it to stay away
    • That thunderstorm smell

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  3. What is this guy planning?

    I occasionally get junk emails at work that request a rush quote for items that my company doesn’t sell. Usually these have to do with video tapes, but today’s totally cracked me up with its random list of items:

    We are in need of any of these items bellow and if you could supply us with any of the items below as a special order.
    1, Electrical Tape, 3/4 in x 66 ft (19 mm x 20.1 m) 
    2, RTV Silicone Adhesive Sealant - 3 oz carded blue and black  
    3, Warren Rupp 12 Volt Submersible Pump  Model# SPA1 1/2E
    4, HP LASER JET PRINT CARTRIDGE OEM HP HP  CC531A
    5, Plastic Shopping Bags » 12” w x 15” h x 3” bottom gusset plain black color
    6, Rectangular buffet chafing dish set
    7,Full size Deluxe Rectangular Roll top buffet chafing dish set
    If you could not get any of the items for us, please help us to look for where to get any of the items as a special order.

    It sounds like Dexter is planning a poolside party for the other serial killers in Miami.

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  4. “Asking too many questions is a red flag. Any time someone starts asking a lot of questions I tell them to simplify all of their concerns into a single question, which I then ignore.”
    Jason Fried (via friedisms)

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  5. “[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.”
    This is a fantastic website: Shakespearean Insulter

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